Miridae the Giraffe

Miridae is a foul-mouthed giraffe girl who has recently emerged onto the internet! She has a knack for failing at jumps in platformers, having an obnoxious voice, and causing bugs to happen without real explanation. Miridiae hopes to take the internet by storm and then recruit as many people into her zoo as possible.

An aspiring creature collector, Miridae hopes to create the best zoology exhibit in all of space. She hopes to recruit, kidnap, and hire as many people as possible to her cause.